Archive for April, 2008

procrasination no.34950132409

so far so good. no ghost sightings yet though lee reported that the lights have gone insane again since we came back.

saw mr. nerdy today. hais. he walk damn fast. GRRRRR. worst thing is THERE WAS AN OPPORTUNITY BEFORE HAND BUT I GO AND ACT TAO KIA AGAIN FUCK. hais…

like dunno what to say what so never say anthing. sian sian sian.

went irish embassy today. 1st in the queue hopefully they will process my application faster though the counter guy a bit dao. exception exception. i really want an irish man. :(

sometimes i think i sound pervertic. worst thing is i am not.

i am getting a little relaxed when i see like.. lee and grace who also because of earlier exams - probably also had 3 weeks and less to study. and we agreed 3 weeks is the best time to study. but it also means i am failing to make full use of the motivation, free side effect from freakedoutness.

running out of procrasination. except our house kitchen is a total mess. horrible horrible horrible can’t evn get a cup of decent water in there and i desperately need liquid


Add comment April 29, 2008

rain

have you ever wonder how to actually fly a kite in the rain? as benjamin franklin supposedly did to his kite and a metal key?

apparently he did not discover electricity. merely proving it. and if the kite was really touched by lightning he would be dead, as some other guy who tried the same trick.

it is amazing how a research on cursed films can lead to so many other stupid things.

the omen is well cursed.

apparently the woman who sort of ‘created’ mothers day never became a mother herself. it was for her own mother

apparently diana failed her o levels, dropped out of 2 schools, and got engaged to prince charles at 19. :( life is unfair

yikes exams and uk here i come, reluctantly.


2 comments April 26, 2008

to dye or not to dye

apparently green hair makes you look more like a demon and therefore have greater affinity with ghosts. not good when you are living in a haunted house.

too bad our haunted house is not those adams family haunted house. that would be so much cooler at least you know what to expect.

now in a dilema. and it is obviously a cultural not religious one. haha. i think shall still keep my green hair but dye it blue there. omg maybe whn i am looking in the mirror dying it then i see like.. our piao piao.

my mother still refuses to let me read her secret blog and gahhhhhhh why am i not studying.


Add comment April 26, 2008

must quote

“Out! Out! Foul demons-uh. Reading Harry Potter will lead to impure thoughts, fornication, shopping at Wal-Mart and bleeding from your impure anus. “
Repent now!

David, Shreveport, LA, USA

OMG haha. from Timesonline about JK law suit. sometimes i just totally love christians.


Add comment April 24, 2008

chinese people

sometimes i really do not know what to say. the other day one of my auntie was just telling me about how she is gaining weight even though she is eating very little. normal ppl will go to the doctor, she went to the priest first.

(in chinese)

“so i went to see the priest and i asked him ‘priest, i keep gaining weight nowadays. how?’ and he told me, just eat less lor. and i said but i am already eating less already. so he told me, go and see the doctor. so this time i am going to see the doctor” - or something like that.

then my mother told me about how my 2 cousins - the mothers (including one above) going to this Xiang Gu who apparently help ppl kai yuan. apparently she had already helped 3 of my cousins kai yuan and they really did get the girls they want. at first the first one wasn’t successful even after praying. but the other 2 were. but his was successful after the 2nd try. then they realise why it didn’t work the first time.

apparently if you go and pray the woman will give you a bottle of holy water/perfume or something. the first time he broke it and he didn’t tell his mum, that is why he still couldn’t get a wife. but the 2nd time he managed to because he didn’t break the bottle.

so now the mum is going to go and pray for the younger sister and also for my cousin. and the worst thing is my mum was like.. you wait and see how well it works for your cousin, then if it is really good then you can go as well.

obviously i am not going to go even if it works. nothing in life is free and maybe if they give you a husband thy will take away another part of your life.

omg had  nightmare about cockroaches invading our UK house. i am sure it is not really a good sign. they were crawling everywhere and we were trying to kill them and i did kill 2 of them but the last part of the dream many of them crawled onto me and i could almost felt their legs on my feet. omg.

i think we are all scared of that ghost in our house man in a way. we all don’t dare talk bout it in the house. but omg.

anyway i adopted a new mini ghost on my toe. for some reason every picture i took of it is blury when other things will be fine and my new camera is damn good. and i actually saw it moved while i was showering in the hotel room in hk. i thought it was dirt and tried to get rid of it but then after the first time i touched it with my other toes it just refused to move and now it looks like it is inside my toe but not exactly. so i concluded that it is a spirit.

hong kong is fun. didnt buy much but my mother bought so much she felt so guilty i didn’t buy anything that when i casually mentioned i wanted to buy alcohol at Singapore airport and she casually said no and I didn’t want to buy after that she was like.. half pleeding me to buy because she felt guilty rejecting me. haha. love it.

officially studying today. more or less. finished 1 page. and after this going continue omg. haha. so proud of myself. but suddenly can feel how those to-be-sacrificed ppl must feel. like walking up the altar knowing you’re going to die horribly. is not a very nice feeling. but at least they probably are dying because they are virgins or pure or something and that at least is honourable. not that i am not. haha. but i am not dying for those reasons which is damn tragical.

dying because of my own fault and it is such a slow and painful death


4 comments April 24, 2008

make up

totally almost had an argument with my mum because she keep - arghhh - telling me it is time i should start wearing make up and finding boyfriends.

i half agree with the last part  - it’s husbands yo - but omg. make up…. YUCKS!

hong kong hong kong here i come. second year second year here i come again, next year.

i have no idea why i am still so tired despite sleeping from 8pm to 8am. and my hair is now half green and short :) by jay chou. who remembered us and whom i forgot is the same one who cut/dyed my hair last time. sam was so amused that he is amused at the green. haha.

and holland v is soo filled with cockroaches i almost* embarrassed myself.

*OMG LEE FINALLY FOUND USE FOR THE STRIKE FUNCTION!!

i wished i can play


1 comment April 20, 2008

read

this must be one of the most bitchy articles I’ve read on Times. though they are usually quite bitchy but damn funny. haha.

quote “You never see a person with a degree eating a fry-up, do you? Certainly not someone with a 2:1 or better in a humanities subject from a university founded before the invention of the iPod. That’s because they are smart enough to know better.” -can’t say i can agree without being hypocritical..

and apprently the Pope can never be Scottish according to a 1560 law.

damn. gg study finally finished a small chapter of Tax. congratulations!!


1 comment April 18, 2008

so down to earth

i think i am such a down to earth person - horoscopically speaking.

apparently dragons’ natural element is earth, and 1988 is earth as well. that already makes me - and everybody else around me a double earth dragon. and i am a total middle dragon so almost 100% dragon.

and then virgo’s element is also earth.

and my monthly one is monkey - which is metal but still not fire/water/air that sort of thing.

maybe that is why i am filled with like.. fuels in forms of fats.

totally knew all these because borrowed chinese horoscope from library instead of studying. as usual. even the most condusive place in the world has let me down.

was bathing in my mum’s bathroom the other day and then i thought i saw a shampoo ghost. then i realise it is because the glass is transparent and i am seeing reflections from the other side of the glass. if not i thought there are like.. this image of this shampoo which was obviously not there - on my side.


2 comments April 17, 2008

racist jokes


Add comment April 15, 2008

why do i sleep so much

I think i can totally start a whole blog just blogging about my dreams and they are more or less even more interesting than real life. can you imagine living in like dreams all the time. from dream to dream. o you are always having adventures after adventures but nothing is ever permanently damaging. only thing is maybe you’d get lonely after a while.

haha dreamt that i was with lee and - for some weird reason - kelvin who was trying to trace his ancestors or something. so we ended up in a castle (out of 2 in this countryside thingy) and they were both looking out of the windows and exclaiming something which they do not want to tell me because apparently later the spirits in the tower heard them and get angry. but i never got to hear what it is because just when i was about to take the last step off the tower - while we were leaving - i sort of got possessed. or rather i was blinded by this thingy that went into me and i could only see a white hue over everything so i was blinded.

i wanted to ask for the help of the other two but as i cannot see them i am afraid they might not be who they are and i might just be putting myself into the hands of a monster. so i flew.
and for some reason my eyes became clearer though it makes no difference because i was flying so fast that i cnnot see my surroundings - which had turned into a very busy 1900+ town with modern cars. and my first thought is to go to holy ground to drive out the spirit.

but as i reach the church i saw mny children cuddling there and there was this giant woman at the entrance as well and she kept asking me to go into the church. but just as i touch down on the doorstep- obviously chronically wrong but it was a dream anywy - i realised i am still not rid of the thingy & i realised that the door of the church is closed. so i told her that it is really dodgy that they keep the door closed.

but she opened the door to try to push me in but i refused and i caught a glimpse of what’s going on inside and i saw lots of children inside apparently THE CHURCH is the one who is converting all them ppl - who apparently also had the same problem with me.

so i half ran away it was quite hard to fly the giant was really strong and fast and i uddenly came to a halt because this girl was in my way and the giant stopped as well and the girl just said she want to go to the church to be saved. so the giant was like yes yes come with me but as she turned around she dragged my hand instead.

then the girl got angry and refused to go to the church because she thinks the giantess obviously didn’t want her as much as me because she held my hand instead so she walked away. so now the giant has 2 ppl to chase so me and the girl started half flying away with the giant behind her and at some point of time, she turned into J.

can’t remember what happened after that but i am pretty sure there was a dog involved as well.

hais. haha.


1 comment April 10, 2008

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